For real, and true this time, we are free of that burden.
I wish I could tell you that I'm whooping and hollering with joy, and dancing around the house like a maniac, but in reality it was pretty anti-climatic. The Pope says it is because the house just pales in comparison with the impending birth of the Pup.
I would like to believe that the birth of the Pup is impending, but I'm actually getting fairly discouraged that it will never happen.
And please don't comment and suggest I have sex because honestly, NO.
I would rather have a root canal than get funky with it at the moment.
I have never been so lumbering and huge.
I know exactly what sex does to the cervix, and all of that, and still, there's absolutely no way unless I was drugged into a coma that anyone will be getting their freak on with me.
And so, having used the last of my hip hop analogies for sex, I will go read my book.
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Craig and I tried EVERYTHING to make Isla come...in the end I was induced 12 days after my due date...she finally arrived 13 days late. I still haven't forgiven her!
Hang in there he/she will be here soon!!!
On a positive note you sold the house!!!! That's awesome.
More good news, my friend who was due 11/24 had her son at 10:10 AM on 12/12. She too was induced, but I think that was for good measure as something called a "mucus plug" came out on it's own.
Soon enough, soon enough the pup will be here. I'm excited, but then again, I get all the reward and no pain. :)
CLP
YAY!! Congratulations on the sale of the house! And I'm hopin' and prayin' you don't have to wait 12 more days! I hope you're pup is already here. Good luck!!
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