Tonight the Pope assented to wear a Breathe-Right strip for me.
He's been sleeping better lately, and a result.....I haven't been.
He snores like a fucking lumberjack.
Who knew?
I'm three years in, and I didn't.
I layed in bed with my Wyoming short stories (E. Annie Proulx and wondrous)
and he drifted off to sleep.
The Breathe-Right held on for a while, keeping it to a dull roar of muffled squeaking and strangled "WHAAAAAs."
All of which I listened to while shaking with laughter. The Pope's own cat was horrified, kept sneaking glances to make sure Dad wasn't dying on the vine like it sounded.
And then I think the almighty plastic laid down its sword in defeat.
Because the Pope is in there sawing logs with the angels.
And I'm on my way to the guest bed.
Darling, we'll try it again tomorrow night.
I'll stop and get some duct tape.
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