Thursday, January 24, 2008

Aesthetically Pleasing

Greetings!

The First-Annual
CARCHARODONNA
All-Time Favorite and 2007 Greatest Hits Album

Has Arrived!

Email me at carcharodonna@mac.com to request a copy!
Include your mailing address
because
while not omnipotent, I am known to be testy.

Do Not Expect Fancy Packaging Or a Label
Because I Could Not Get the !@&$*&@! Thing To Work


One interesting thing I learned last Friday:
A twenty foot great white shark is typically EIGHT FEET WIDE and SIX FEET DEEP.

That is a monstrous thing of beauty.

1 comment:

Jonathan said...

The Great White is like the cockroach - nature got the design right very quickly, and it hasn't changed in millions of years.

They are probably the most excellent hunting and eating machine in the oceans.